We burned the dormitory!.... The tuna massacre

In honor of a few who are leaving soon, the Flipapinos grilled a huge head of fatty tuna inside a teeny weeny stove top oven. Guess what happened? The oils of the fish caught up with fire and burned the oven and part of the dorm kitchen. Pink ashes of the fire extinguisher filled the kitchen and the hallways. No one, including the dorm head who lives on the floor below, got no idea of what happened. (The fire alarm didn't ring!). The residents, upon seeing the ashes everywhere even in their own rooms when they got home late in the evening, thought they were ashfalls from the nearby Sakurajima volcano. Now, everyone is quiet and lying low--hoping to find a good opportunity to tell the dorm head how the fire extinguisher ran out :-)